Monday, August 28, 2006

Wanted


ITEM: baseball bat
TYPE: titanium (or whatever the heaviest is!)
REASON: whiney people at work.. (strike at work, insert in general)

really, i'm not an aggressive person! now, come here.. let's talk ;)

20 comments:

fractal00 said...

SHOOOOOOOOOOT GUN... :D

So it is like this ..
You get to choose your baseball bat...

then you start in the bank at level 1 ...

Normal employees are 400 Points ..

Managers are 1000 Points

and the Big Kahuna is like 20,000 points :D...

Ponder on those thoughts..

/me hands MSB a Titanium Baseball Bat

MSB said...

fractal: copy cat ;)

ok, what if u get TWO with ONE swing? how much is that?

fractal00 said...

That's a special Hit combo ... you get the average scores of the two and then multiply it by 3 ... so if you hit a manager and an employee the average is 700 so you get 2100 POINTS ... and get 3 combos to get a bronze medal, 5 combos for a silver one .... 10 for gold... and 30 yesh 30 for a platinum one (do you have that much people working there btw??)

Transparently II said...

Wouldn't be it cooler if you had a locker and you could choose your tool (weapon) of choice, now I'd use a fly swater, for the sheer fun of smacking such ppl :) lol good one though.

MSB said...

fractal: we've got 350 ppl.. enuf for many many points! =) what worries me tho, is that u either had time to work that out, or have pre-thought all of this! :/

transparently ii: ok.. but a locker would take too long to get to. how about a belt that hooks all these diff items on it.. and depending on who comes out in front of u, u select desired weapon of choice & method of torture!

=D

Temetwir said...

titanium is actually light, BUT that's good .. all the more swing baby! it's all about oomph

what kind of "problems" are you having w/ your colleagues?
this is exactly the reason why i decided i can't go with a "normal" x-to-y in time job .. the pay, i didn't mind, but having colleagues and actually falling under a worked-by organizational hierarchy seemed like something i couldn't accept (or do! tried it for 7 months, let's just say i wasnt exactly a good employee)

utter respect for what you're putting up with .. hope it works itself out fine
if not, we'll send you letters in prison.. good peoples stick together :p

MSB said...

temetwir: afa, sij? gassaw 3lay o galolee titanium is the heaviest. i had my doubts bs b3dain gelt perhaps i'm just clueless! :/ yala, the swing itself will throw them off and would make me feel better.

nothing major, just the usual stupidity and whiney behavior. honestly chineh kids. my boss takes everything too lightly.. kil shay 3indeh 'eee ok'.. 7ada barrid. o my staff wayed childish o sewalif yahal. kil wa7d yeshteky 3al thanee. fathyat.lehom ana? =)

i agree with the x-to-y job issue. i need a career change, FAST! =) otherwise, thanks for the letters. much appreciated. i'll make sure i post which prison i'll be held at! ;) (ashwa cheft prison break 3ashan i know how to escape.. bring lots of toothpaste!)

mosan mosan said...

I need that one person at work to explod naturaly in fort of me ....

join the club

prison break is cool

mosan mosan said...

I need that one person at work to explod naturaly in fort of me ....

join the club

prison break is cool

fractal00 said...

Nobody whatsover said that titanium is heavy ... but it is very strong .... the same concept as the drop of water that would end up breaking a heavy stone =) ... and like temtwir said it is all in the swing .... =D

And well ... i get bored at work sometimes .. so i developed a little game with points and stuff ... mine is a harder difficulty since i have less people working at my company .. see in my version the longer i hit them without rendering them dead the more points i get :D ...

And let us be honest few people like the X t0 Y time kind of job, but unless you have the money to start your own business, or are lucky enough to get one of those cool jobs witohut time restrictions .. your stuck :|

fractal00 said...

Nobody whatsover said that titanium is heavy ... but it is very strong .... the same concept as the drop of water that would end up breaking a heavy stone =) ... and like temtwir said it is all in the swing .... =D

And well ... i get bored at work sometimes .. so i developed a little game with points and stuff ... mine is a harder difficulty since i have less people working at my company .. see in my version the longer i hit them without rendering them dead the more points i get :D ...

And let us be honest few people like the X t0 Y time kind of job, but unless you have the money to start your own business, or are lucky enough to get one of those cool jobs witohut time restrictions .. your stuck :|

MSB said...

mosan mosan: better yet, i think it might be more interesting to watch them IMPLODE =) (we r sick, i tell ya, sick!!) =)

fractal: at this point, any bat will do.. i'll take a golf club if i need to! ;) (i think my boss may have read my post cuz he ACTUALLY did what today what i've been chasing after him to do for the past 11 months! i'm shocked!)

EVERYONE: I am accepting donations to the 'save MSB from the x-to-y job curse' fund!

N.A. said...

Weh. Khara3teeny :P. I'm not sure what kind of ppl ill be working with in my new job. I hope not that childish. You got me thinking..heh.

I can always give you a helping hand in swinging that thing at coworkers heh. We'll get indicted and end up in the same prison, hopefully. Cuz I know what size of bolts & fasteners we can use! Where exactly the point of failure in a concrete wall, anddd hmmm we can always use toothpaste as Mr. Scofield (sp?) did. We'll escape in no time ;P

I hope all goes well in your working environment :)

Faith said...

loool ahh sorry to hear hun, why dont you try accidentally running them over in the parking lot :|

I had to with someone before who was SUPER barrid..omg i couldnt handle it, it would be super busy and this person is taking his precious time..i woulda paid to strangle him :D

MSB said...

n.a.: ASHWA! i found a cell mate in bahrain.. u being an engineer will definitely help! ;) (inshAllah u dont have a similar prob in ur new work place.. and if u do, just come back and read this post & the comments for ideas!) =)

faith: accidentally running them over wont be as fun as swinging a bat full speed at them =)

yes yes, berood el a3sab drives me nuts too.. especially when it's ur boss, ur in the middle of trying to relay an urgent matter to him which requires immediate attn, and he barely blinks! SWING BATTA' BATTA' BATTA'!!!! =)

fractal00 said...

MSB .. your Scofield and i guess u found your Sucre :P

Twix said...

titanium bats aren't that strong !! What you need is a 100% wooden bat and aim for the knee cap or cheeck bone !!

MSB said...

fractal: Sucre is cool!

abdulla: ee, so they tell me it's not strong.. but i think with a good swing it'll make 'em spin! hehe

all: i love how my readers are violent like me! and how this post got more comments than other more serious ones! ;)

Green Data said...

I think a gun is ok then

MSB said...

green data: that's too final.. i prefer prolonged pain ;)